We’re so back

Sound the alarm, they’re mysteriously hiding something from us, it could be anything from a music video to a new song or in this case more tour dates

I know their tour manager got diagnosed with ALS (hope he gets better), but even before that everything seemed quiet. Call me crazy but I think they’re also working on track 13. A few months ago they said they finished writing it, or at least a demo. Come on, they have to be producing it right now.

I hope it releases within the next couple months. I believe

-Track 13 will be introduced

-There might be an acoustic version for inertia

-AJR will maybe release the 14th track of The Maybe Man(more info in podcasts)

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You know how maybe man is a table of content.spotify subtly shows you which one is which

So if you use spotify you know how when you go onto lyrics it shows a short music video clip sometimes,well it shows the segment from the maybe man that is meant to be that song to use a confirmed one as an example for I wont instead of using the music video it uses the footage which goes with 'wish i was a song your favourite one' which is confirmed to be the line for i wont in the zach sang interview

Also hi this is my first post.

There are some theories out there that say that The Maybe Man's track 13 is leaked,wich I totally agree with, and you can watch it right now. November 2022(I don't really remember). AJR posted a video with a song. "The Marching Band Song" as people say. That hasn't been one of the songs in The Maybe Man. So it could be the 13th track. It makes sence because AJR told us it will be an energetic song. But this theory goes on and on. Some people say that there will be a deluxe version of The Maybe Man but i don't think that will hapen.

So when ryan broke down the dj is crying for help in a livestream they accidentally leaked over 30 songs. Some of them are part of the album but the rest were scrapped. But maybe one of them is track 13, so what do you think?

-Welcome To Earth

-your eyes are open

-up in flames

-internetty

-Late registration

-Oh la dey

-Christmas with a jew

-Wow homie wow

-Tweedle dee

-Wish you pain

-Whos laughing now

-Here and now

-Where am i at

-you bae

-the best

-take it from the top

-strokes

-mr stickymind

-i can sell anything

-open the door

Keep in mind i think ajr produces for other artists sometimes so any of these could actually be someone else’s song

Also what does 13 have to do anything

Wish I was a stone, so I couldn't feel

You'd yell in my face, it'd be no big deal

But I'd miss the way we make up and smile

Don't wanna be stone, I changed my mind

(Touchy feely fool, def)

I wish I had eyes in the back of my head

Then I could see the places I've been

But then I would know that you're talking shit

I don't wanna know what my friends think

(Yes, i'm a mess, almost definitely)

Wish I were my dog out on the lawn

I'd be so glad when I hear you come home

But if I were my dog, I wouldn't live long

I'm sure gonna miss her when she's gone

(no idea)

I wish I could act in a show on TV

'Cause then I could practice not being me

I'll practice my cry, put it into my reel

But you won't believe me when I cry for real

(Steve in london)

I wish that my brain would triple in size

I'd nail every joke, I'd win every fight

But I'd get too deep with that kinda mind

I don't wanna know the point of life

(could be both, The dumb song or HITBOMB)

In some other life I would be rich

I'd travel in style, I'd cover the bill

But couldn't complain 'bout anything small

Nobody'd feel bad for me at all

(No idea)

If I was cocaine or a bottle of Jack

I'd get invited to every frat

But when you get old and your good days are passed

You'll only want me when you're sad

(DJ)

Wish I was a song, your favorite one

You'd follow the dance to me at your prom

I would be there when your baby is born

For two or three minutes, then I'm gone

(No idea)

I wish I was big, as big as my house

I'd sleep on the trees, I'd skip every crowd

But I wouldn't fit on my therapist's couch

God, I could really use him now

(Ineria? Dumb song? Who knows)

I wish I was God, I'd never trip up

And if I did, well, so fucking what?

I could be cruel and break all your stuff

Yeah, I'd be loved no matter what

(God is really real?)

But if I was God, it'd get kinda weird

'Cause you would only say what I wanna hear

And then you would die, you'd love me to death

I'd never know who the hell I am

(Or is God is really real this?)

I wish I was me, whoever that is

I could just be and not give a shit

Hey, I'll be whatever makes yuo a fan

'Cause I don't know who the hell I am

(This Verse repeats in 2085 but who knows)

Maybe man (the song) has 12 verses, one for every song on the album. Which verse represents which song tho???

Lyrics^

Verse one is def Touchy feely fool

Verse two is Yes i'm a mess

Verse three i'm unsure

Verse Four would be Steve's going you know where

Verse five would fit both The Dumb Song and Hole in the bottom of my brain

Verse six could be crying DJ

Verse seven

Verse eight

Verse nine is def Inertia

Verse ten is god is really real

Verse eleven could be Maybe Man or 2085

Verse twelve also Maybe Man or 2085

First Karma's ending (very long and all in one breath (allegedly))

Then World's Smallest Violin's ending (very long and all in one breath (allegedly))

NOW WE HAVE HITBOMB'S ENDING

Do you guys think this is just a coincidence or was it planned?

I think there most be some sort of story to AJR's songs or album covers.(it's not really any theory actually, just evidence) I don't think any evidence could be in the living room album because it isn't in that style of animation. I just think it's weird that the dolls or whatever the brothers in the album covers keep on growing in size. Like in the birthday party single cover, it shows them walking in the street were they are smaller than the people, about knee height. Then in the DJ is crying for help single cover, they are crushing a house. Pretty wierd. And it seems like the brothers like teasing stuff, with the TMM song drops and teasers being so theatircal. I dunno if any of you guys see this stuff, but if you have any thoughts leave a reply or whatever you can do.

TMM has one more single coming out before the release. This likely means we won’t have a announcement or release until August 😔

But looking on the bright side, they are putting a lot of effort into this, so I honestly think the wait will be worth it.

With the thing that Ryan posted on his Instagram story teasing us, I thought that he might be foreshadowing and that they might announce it that day.

They did not.

BUT, I still think they are going to announce it soon, maybe in a few days, maybe in a week or two. I don't know.

It seems like that there is a set release date, especially after the Apple Music Interview. I'm starting to think that the release date just CANNOT be May 26th. It's already in May, and getting closer to that date. Maybe it will be in June.

Oh I just realized Christmas in June. MAYBE THE RELEASE DATE IS IN JUNE AND THATS OUR PRESENT. I SERIOUSLY JUST THOUGHT OF THAT AS I WAS TYPING THIS. THAT COULD MAKE SENSE

It may be a coincidence, but AJR posted 'TMM TMM TMM TMM' on November 12th, 2022. This was 6 days before AJR released The DJ is Crying For Help.

But on April 15th 2023, AJR posted 'TMM TMM TMM' on Twitter. Note that this is 6 days before the planned release of The Dumb Song. Do these two have a connection? I think they do. It could be that AJR still has two songs to release until the drop of the album(they would post 'TMM TMM' six days before the next and then just 'TMM' six days before the album drops. It may just be a coincidence, but what do you think? Is there some kind of connection?

As all AJR fans know, the number 13 will have a big meaning in the next album TMM. All of the albums have 13 songs except neotheater. TMM will also contain 13 songs. AJR has reported that we’ll see when the album is released that there has to be 13 songs in it. Another thing that’s kind of a long shot is to connect to the number 13 to the release date. OKO was released on March 26. 13+13=26. Neotheater was released on April 26. So I’m guessing that the release date will be on the 26th of a certain month coming up.